some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
doctor who meme | nine scenes (01) | that’s who I am
Do you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It’s like when you’re a kid. The first time they tell you that the world’s turning and you just can’t quite believe it ‘cause everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it. The turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the sun at 67,000 miles an hour, and I can feel it. We’re falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go… That’s who I am.
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
i love how they all have individual names instead of a common surname but collectively they are The Ponds.
Other teens: “I went partying and now I’m pregnant. My life is ruined.”
Me: “I watched A Deadly Game, 47 Seconds, and The Limey in one sitting. My life is ruined.”
30 Days of Castle Season 5- Day 3 Favorite Comedic Episode
“Boom! Have you been to the gun show?”
“That’s a gift from me to you, you’re welcome America”
“That’s just Monday morning’s crossword”
“Hey Hey Hey, this is inappropriate workplace behavior”